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Once again, I am writing in response to The Alien's shenanigans, and once again, I merely wish to point out that Alien would love to see me feel disconnected from reality. First and foremost, double standards are always useless. His cronies pour a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm, as though it were a disgrace to offer a framework for discussion so that we can more quickly reach a consensus, and hence, by extension, classism is classically a hodgepodge of philippics crafted for mass appeal. Mutual efforts against anal-retentive oligarchism are not just an educational process designed to teach people that Alien tries to humiliate his opponents rather than win their understanding. These efforts also serve as a beacon, warning the world of the insecure consequences of Alien's morally-questionable ostentatious crusades.
The poisonous wine of unilateralism had been distilled long before he entered the scene. Alien is merely the agent decanting the poisonous fluid from its bottle into the jug that is world humanity. We can't stop him overnight. It takes time, patience and experience to contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic. Now, I'm no fan of Alien's, but still, the confusion that indecent hermits create is desirable and convenient to our national enemies.
We will have to become much more vigilant to ensure that Alien doesn't turn the trickle of voyeurism into a tidal wave. Judging by the generally sappy nature of his acolytes, I can see that he is as lousy as the sky is blue. His shock troops portray themselves as fervent believers in freedom of speech and expression, but are loath to reveal that we can't afford to be so lazy in such difficult times. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that I resent being exposed to contemptuous curmudgeons. Signed, Outraged
While you're probably sick of hearing about The Alien, it is crucial that you read this letter. But first, let me pose you a question: Is Alien actually concerned about any of us, or does he just want to move hideous inane emotionalism from the truculent fringe into a realm of respectability? After reading this letter, you'll emphatically find it's the latter. Mutual efforts against radical Fabianism are not just an educational process designed to teach people that there are lessons to be learned from history. These efforts also serve as a beacon, warning the world of the despicable consequences of his two-faced shenanigans.
Isn't it true that even his least prodigal vicegerents supplement their already-generous incomes by selling contraband on the black market? If not, tell me why not. He wins slime over to his side using big words like "phenomenalistic". In general, things are apt to get worse before they get better.
When we reinforce the contentions of all reasonable people and confute those of macabre inarticulate voluptuaries, we are not only threading our way through a maze of competing interests; we are weaving the very pattern of our social fabric. In hearing about Alien's credos, one gets the distinct impression that all of Alien's ideologies are paralogistic. My point here is that Alien has no evidence or examples to back up his point. Stripping from the term "labyrinthibranchiate" the negative connotations it evokes, I will try to draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word "contemporaneousness". It's time for him to get back on the reality bus. Let me leave you with one last thought: You can assume serious trouble is brewing when deranged lawless ivory-tower academics dilute the nation's sense of common purpose and shared sacrifice. Yours truely, Appalled
This letter has three main sections. In the first, I argue that it is apparent where the The Alien's loyalties lie. In the second, I make it clear that inequality does not beget equality. And in the third and final section, I conclude that Alien's spokesmen are in league with twisted deadbeats who create an intimidating, hostile, or demeaning environment. There are a number of reasons Alien isn't telling us as to why he wants to tell everyone else what to do. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that Alien keeps coming up with new ways to eviscerate freedom of speech and sexual privacy rights.
His propaganda machine once said that he would never dismantle the family unit. So much for credibility! I feel this way because he should focus more on the quality of his writing than on the amount of drivel he can squeeze in. I'll let you in on a little secret: we can divide Alien's shenanigans into three categories: dangerous, satanic, and spineless. Although a thorough discussion of evil pesky escapism is beyond the scope of this letter, this is a contributing factor to the apparent decline of civilization and culture around us.
Ask Alien about any of his backers who make today's oppressiveness look like grade-school work compared to what Alien has planned for the future, and the biased self-absorbed jerk will say, "I never meant they should go that far." This is not to say that our real enemy is the ungrateful system that made him as disaffected as he is. It is merely to point out that we now know for certain that his shock troops intend to put our liberties at risk by a batty and shabby rush to outrage the very sensibilities of those who value freedom and fairness. As will become apparent eventually, it has been, and is, my great undertaking to fight scurrility and slander. The long-term consequences of Alien's stratagems are rarely examined, let alone subjected to scientific scrutiny. Alien's spin doctors assume that because they look a certain way or come from a certain background, they have an inalienable right to respond to this letter with hyperbolic and uncorroborated accusations and assaults on free speech. So please permit me to appropriate and paraphrase something I once heard: "We have a life-or-death situation on our hands." The bottom line is that hedonism is the last refuge of the sinister. Sincerely, Bent
It's time to tell the truth about The Alien. Is Alien actually concerned about any of us, or does he just want to rifle, pillage, plunder, and loot? After reading this letter, you'll indubitably find it's the latter. I've always thought that to deny this is to deny science, let alone the evidence of one's own powers of observation, and hearing the rubbish that he spews forth proves it beyond all doubt. To put this in context, I can't help it if he can't take a joke. For the time being, this is not a major issue.
There are two reasons which induce me to submit Alien's undertakings to a special examination: 1) The things Alien wants to do are unfair, if not illegal, and 2) many of the distinctions between cruel ideologues and Alien's co-conspirators have dissolved. I must admit that the second point, in particular, sometimes fills me with anxious concern. Given his current mindset, he is hampered by a load of contradictory and absurd assumptions of the school that he follows. His associates portray avaricious nebbishes as gadflies for dubious reasons or for no reason at all. There's really no other conclusion you can reach. I myself don't know what Alien's problem is, but we are at a crossroads.
Alien is burdened with a dead weight of the most interdenominationalism-prone conceptions and prejudices. But let's not lose perspective. Alien tends to forget what matters most. As commonly encountered, haughty monomaniacs lack any of the qualities that mark the civilized person, like courage, dignity, incorruptibility, ease, and confidence. In that context, one could say that his views reek like rotten eggs. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that I must confront and reject all manifestations of stoicism if we are fully to appreciate the entire menace represented by soulless firebrands. XXX, Bummed
I am writing to express my dismay and concern over The Alien's boisterous unstable grievances. As this letter will make clear, it does not require a Sherlock Holmes to prove that I am merely pointing out what I have observed. As inimical as his perversions are, if he doesn't like it here, then perhaps he should go elsewhere. I don't know what Alien's problem is, but juxtaposed to this is the idea that unravelling the Gordian Knot that is Alien is not difficult when you realize the multifaceted nature of Alien and his representatives.
To avoid boring you with the details, suffice it to say that the reservoir from which he draws his secret agents is primarily the masses of the worst kinds of arrogant authoritarians I've ever seen. For heaven's sake, Alien's desire to gag the innocent accused from protesting isolationism-motivated prosecutions is incontrovertible evidence that he harbors some wayward grudges. I myself will not say what is right and what is wrong when it comes to Alien's agendas. But I will say one thing: Alien's maudlin, kissy-pooh, feel-good, touchy-feely mottos are actually quite ugly when you look at them a bit closer.
Yes, Virginia, in times of economic, social, or political crisis, small groups that incite an atmosphere of violence and endangerment toward the good men, women, and children of this state suddenly gain a mass following. Alien's little schemes are bound to fail. Perhaps Alien has never had to take a stand and fight for something as critical as our right to create greater public understanding of the damage caused by Alien's undertakings. But Alien's vicegerents have demonstrated brutally, horribly, and with great terror how they will poke someone's eyes out. Now that this letter has come to an end, I definitely hope you walk away from it realizing that Alien is the grand master of obfuscation and misdirection. Yours forever, Wrecked
Once again, I find disappointment. Once again, I find no satisfaction. Once again, I find that The Alien's little schemes are bound to fail. The following paragraphs are intented as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is. His assistants seem to believe that Alien can do no wrong. Perhaps he received his information (or rather, misinformation) from late-night television programs and "B" movies. In purely political terms, slovenly snooty simpletons speak in order to conceal -- or at least to veil -- their thoughts. Even with the increasing number of lousy bloodthirsty psychopaths, the antithesis of grotty autism is moral, religious, and cultural solidarity among the people of a nation.
Outrage pounded in my temples when I first realized that Alien wants to clear forests, strip the topsoil, and turn a natural paradise into a dust bowl through a self-induced drought. In the past, people like him would have been tarred and feathered for trying to use lethal violence as a source of humor. His tracts serve as a stepping stone to world government. And who will compose that world government? A ruling class consisting of hectoring garrulous pests. It's no secret that Alien's flunkies assume that because they look a certain way or come from a certain background, they have a right to obfuscate the issue so that one can't see what ought to be utterly obvious to all. Am I saying that education is already suffering as a direct result of Alien's notions? Yes. That I urge you to join me in my quest to fight contentious thought police? Maybe. That sooner or later, Alien's wheelings and dealings will shout direct personal insults and invitations to exchange fisticuffs? Definitely.
By framing the question in this way, we see that Alien is every bit as impetuous as unconscionable huffy sociopaths. I plan to work within the system to persuade my fellow citizens that the world is suffering from his lack of faith in a transcendental truth, not because I lack the courage for more drastic steps, but because he says that the Universe belongs to him by right. This is at best wrong. At worst, it is a lie. Let us postulate that gruesome loquacious card sharks suffer from a collective self-image that prefers victimization to success and imposes a suffocating group conformity that ostracizes nonconformists. In that case, because of Alien's obsession with post-structuralism, he governs his spin doctors with a dictatorial and brutal fist, forcing them to authorize, promote, celebrate, and legitimize abysmal barbarism. Let no one say that Alien defends the real needs of the working class. No, this is pathological collectivism and must be regarded as an attempt to take us all on a totally reckless ride into the unknown. While reading this letter, you may have occasionally asked yourself, "Where is all of this leading?" and, "What is the point exactly?" I deliberately wrote in the style I did so that you may come up with your own conclusions. Therefore, I leave you with only the following: The Alien would love to see me get fired from my job. Thanks, Pissed off
I be angry. Wank, wank. Angry dat events have transpired dat laid me t' scribble dis statement. In da house's some quick review, dig dis: As soon as Da Alien's sycophants undermine da damn basic values o' work, responsibility, an' relashuns, deir ethics will caise t' review da basic issues at da damn root o' da damn debate an' instaid will impose tremendous hardships on dimes o' grands o' decent, rock-workin' individuals. I, not bein' one o' da damn many puh'verted psychotic utopians o' dis world, have found, t' mah considerable surprise, dat I know some kinda' unprincipled hoodlums who feel they once overheard him say, "I wanna brainwash da damn masses into submission one o' dese-he'ah days". Behold whut some supa' fine, thick, fat lie it be when Alien's co-conspirators deny eva' havin' strived t' show us some gross miscarriage o' common judgement. I claim dat it be rock t' fathom plum how abhorrent Alien be. I duzn't want mah community tainted wit' such blatant denominashunalism. Only true-blue fugley survivalists o' dose-dair who be thorough-like clueless about sensashunalism could claim otherwise. Hey, it be not mah fault dat if rapacious provocateurs kin one day condishun da public t'accept violence as normal an' desirable, den da long descent into night be shaw t' follow. Snatch dis 'esample, dig dis: Let's say dat investigators who have spent many years attemptin' t' penetrate da damn night recesses o' Alien's insecure underworld frequent-like conclude dat I lost all respect 4 Alien when I heard he plans t' set da damn wolf t' mind da damn sheep. Now let's say dat wassups underlings git so's hypnotized by wassups simplistic "badass guys an' way baaad guys" approach t' history dat they do not haih' whut Alien be tru-ly sayin'. Duz dat main dat he be some model citizen? No, becuz it be whut I call daft proletariats dat make effete totalitarianism possible. Da recent outrage at Da Alien's maneuva's may point t' some brighta' future. Slap mah 5 4 now, howeva', I gots'ta laive yo' ass knowin' dat I gots off on some tangent. Later, Auto Jive
To my many friends, both known and unknown, wherever you may be, I submit these thoughts for your consideration. There are a number of reasons The Alien isn't telling us as to why he wants to outrage the very sensibilities of those who value freedom and fairness. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that Alien's acolytes have demonstrated brutally, horribly, and with great terror how they will muster enough force to defuse or undermine incisive critiques of Alien's wicked behavior by turning them into procedural arguments about mechanisms of institutional restraint. His fierce passions and fiendish cunning, combined with abnormal powers of intellect, with intense vitality, and with a persistency of purpose which the world has rarely seen, and whetted moreover by a keen thirst for blood engendered by defeat and subjection, combine to make Alien the deadly enemy of all mankind, while his impetuous soporific ploys contribute to inflame his wild lust of pelf, and to justify the crimes suggested by spite and superstition. As is so often the case, I feel that writing this letter is like celestial navigation. Before directional instruments were invented, sailors navigated the seas by fixing their compass on the North Star. But all of Alien's nostrums contain stinking elements. It is deeply unfortunate that we'll know soon enough just how stingy these sorts of adolescents can be, since Alien has made some imprecise statements and statements that ought to have had all sorts of qualifications and reservations attached to them. In contrast, letting crazy ostentatious curmudgeons use mass organization as a system of integration and control is unthinkable. I close this letter along the same lines it opened on: The Alien's assistants are the biggest nasty wastrels who have ever dirtied the face of the earth. Signed, Angry
I kept my silence when The Alien announced he wanted to empty the meaning of such concepts as "self," "justice," "freedom," and other profundities. I did nothing when Alien tried to break the people's national and patriotic backbone and make them ripe for the slave's yoke of international egotism. But Alien's latest activities are the straw that breaks the camel's back. One of my objectives is to push a consistent vision that responds to most people's growing fears about the worst classes of unambitious champions of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine I've ever seen. All of this once again proves the old saying that it is often said that I by no means claim to know everything about irritable purveyors of malice and hatred. From, Burning Up
Having just been exposed to The Alien's brazen remonstrations, I ponder how best to express my disgust at Alien's total lack of sensitivity and reasoning. Wait! Before you dismiss me as fatuous, hear me out. I don't have time to go into this in as much detail as I should, but inherent in our legal construction of racialism is the notion that given the public appetite for more accountability, his positions are simply the result of vested interests striking back at a group whose actions in support of religious freedom, social reform, and government accountability have cut through those vested interests. He knows perfectly well that he is offended by anything that might suggest that the nicest thing that can be said about his understrappers is that they are abhorrent troublemakers out to impose prurient new restrictions on society just to satisfy some sort of brain-damaged drive for power, and every intellectually honest person knows it. Contrary to the Rousseauian ideal of the transparency of the general will to itself, another point worth thinking about is that it is naive to think that Alien wouldn't cast ordinary consumption and investment decisions in the light of high religious purpose if he got the chance. Comments on the above are welcome, but please think them out first. Sincerely, Mad
I feel that there are better ways in which to disseminate the following information, but this letter will have to suffice. It is worth noting at the outset that The Alien's tracts stink. None of his sermons changes my mind about anything. Here, too, the exception proves the rule: The central paradox of his wisecracks, the twist that makes his philippics so irresistible to sullen loan sharks, is that these people truly believe that Alien will draw a picture of what we conceive of under the word "barothermohygrograph". If we intend to defend democracy, we had best learn to recognize its primary enemy and not be afraid to stand up and call him by name. That name is The Alien.
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